Bolivia

You might be a Miller if while wandering the streets of Bolivia you find all your random Christmas gifts from one year after yet another random disappearance of your mother; ranging from coca leaf necklace, to random animal toe music thing; Mom were you doing lines of cocaine at the coke bar too?

Fun Facts

You might be a Miller if you can neither guess, or have a clue of where your mother now lives, works, and socializes if that happens.

Location

You might be a Miller if your own mother may not know in which country you live.

Have you?

You might be a Miller if you have people ask if you have talked to your mom recently. (And they don't mean today, this week, this month, or even this year... say in the last 5 years).

Oh Sorry

You might be a Miller if talking about your mother makes people say "oh honey I'm so sorry."

Movie Stars

You might be a Miller if you think your mom was the character base for a movie describing a person that liked to sit in long silences for hours, and constantly randomly disappeared.