Cookie Monster

Yo so I was walking home and Oscar the Grouch popped out of a trash can and tried to mug me, so i totally shoved a cookie in his face. And he was all like "who the fuck do I look like? cookie monster?" and I was all like "yeah biatch, yeah you do" and while I said that I dumped blue paint on him and he totally looked like cookie monster, and he was all defeated and 'blue' (pun) cuz he knew at that point i was just too damn cool to argue with . . . . . . .